thatfunnyblog:

 

the new assassin’s creed looks great

This can’t be the new assassin’s creed, thats a woman.

thatfunnyblog:

 

the new assassin’s creed looks great

This can’t be the new assassin’s creed, thats a woman.

misterjuantastic:

i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

seabornunicorns:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

recovering vegetarian

fivetail:

I can’t tell if Tumblr’s love for Shrek is ironic or not because on one hand it has pretty decent animation, fairly witty dialogue, a few of its own cheesy moments and hamfisted pop culture references but a solid movie series over all

But on the other hand the dragon fucks the donkey and I don’t know how anyone is supposed to feel about that

*boom*

  • mom: what was that?
  • me: my shirt fell
  • mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...
  • me: i was in it