nippletatt:

internationalflycentre:

blasianxbri:

Racism in its PUREST form.

I mean, let’s be real. Bill O’Reilly is ignorant as fuck. 

Fuckin prick

WHAT

phoenixmoondragon:

cas-is-deans-huggy-bear:

I HAVE FOUND WHAT I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR

I know what I’m watching later.

phoenixmoondragon:

cas-is-deans-huggy-bear:

I HAVE FOUND WHAT I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR

I know what I’m watching later.

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Anonymous;
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr

crazyatyou:

sherolck:

one day sherlock mentions some minor detail about john and john says “i thought that you would’ve deleted that by now” and sherlock just looks incredibly sad and says “ive never been able to delete anything about you”

Thank you for killing me

epic-lee:

THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE


Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this

Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this

Wanna know the fucking truth? Nobody is fucking happy. Nobody has skin made from oil paint and sunlight. Nobody fucking understands this world. Fuck, nobody probably understands math as much as they claim. You’re here one day and the next you’re not. God? Religion? I’ve learned a lot more about the world by eating acid and swallowing pills. Tell me what your church has done for you? Tell me if you have holes in your mouth from speaking lies? Wanna know the fucking truth? Pity is just another word for pathetic. Drink beer and watch the sunrise from every rooftop. Take photographs naked. Take photographs kissing. Take photographs having sex. Stop making everything about sexuality. Wanna know the fucking truth? Nobody really gives a damn if you lost your virginity at fourteen or if you were the president in high school. Wanna know the fucking truth? There is no such thing as the right person. People leave. They change like ocean currents, they leave you with bruises in your calves. And you wanna know the fucking truth? You get better. You learn to love. You find God in between the cracks of a wall when you’re puking your limbs out. You wanna know the fucking truth? Go find it.

something someone should have told me when i was eighteen  

fuck.

(via pseudocolors)

melleverdeen:

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

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the

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best

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movies

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ever

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